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Q. What did the red light say to the green light? A. Don't look, I'm changing!

What did the red light say to the green light

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit? A. Booberries!

What is a ghost's favorite fruit

Q. What kind of pants do ghosts wear? A. Boo Jeans!

What kind of pants do ghosts wear

A guy thought he was drowning in Coca-Cola, but it was just a Fanta sea!

A guy thought he was drowning in Coca-Cola, but it was just a Fanta sea

Q. How did humans find the aliens? A. Very sensible and down to earth!

How did humans find the aliens

A tarantula found a date online. He spider on the web!

A tarantula found a date online

Funny Arachnid Riddle: Q. What do you call young married spiders? A. Newly Webs

Funny Arachnid Riddle: Q

Trying to putt with so many geese on the green is for the birds! and that's putting it mildly!

Trying to putt with so many geese on the green is for the birds

Spock Says: Live long and prosper, and don't wear a red shirt!

Spock Says: Live long and prosper, and don't wear a red shirt

Red Shirts to Kirk: Yes Sir. We're reddy!

Red Shirts to Kirk: Yes Sir

Q. What do you call a strawberry that uses foul language? A. Berry rude!

What do you call a strawberry that uses foul language

Q. What do you call a sad strawberry? A. Blue Berry

What do you call a sad strawberry