| Q.
Why did the chemist concoct a laughing gas that also works
as a laxative?
A. Just for shits and grins!
Q.
How can you tell the difference between a biologist and
a chemist in the rest room?
A. The biologist washes his hands afterward, but the chemist
washes his hands first.
Q.
How did the scientist get his girlfriend in the mood for
sex?
A. With two test tickles. |
Q.
Why is electricity an ideal citizen?
A. Because it conducts itself so well!
Q.
What did the bored scientists do after watching Earth spin
for 24 hours?
A. They called it a day!
Q.
Do you know the name, Pavlov?
A. Yes, it rings a bell.
Q.
What did the chemist say when a nosy coworker asked too
many personal questions?
A. None of your Bismuth! |
Did
you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names
are Poly, Ethel, and Ian.
A
biologist, a chemist, and a statistician go hunting. The
biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5' to the left. The
chemist took a shot and misses 5' to the right. The statistician
shouts, "We got 'em!"
Q.
Why should you never ask a chemist for a PB and J sandwich?
A. 'Cause you'll get lead poisoning. |
