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Q. What do you call it when a stoner spills his weed on the floor? A. Drug Abuse!

What do you call it when a stoner spills his weed on the floor

Green Alien Asks: Where do Druid potheads vist on 420? A. Stonehenge!

Green Alien Asks: Where do Druid potheads vist on 420

Q. What kind of pipe do potheads prefer? A. Stoneware!

What kind of pipe do potheads prefer

Green Alien Says: I'm not as think as you stoned I am!

Green Alien Says: I'm not as think as you stoned I am

Gnome Says: Not all those who wander are lost. Didn't J.R.R. Toking write that?

Gnome Says: Not all those who wander are lost

Q. How do you know you're a pothead? A. You studied five days for a urine test!

How do you know you're a pothead

Q. Which pot strain is preferred by Vegas Sinatra impersonators? A. Dooby Dooby Doo!

Which pot strain is preferred by Vegas Sinatra impersonators

Weed Leaf Says: Wake Up And Bake Up!

Weed Leaf Says: Wake Up And Bake Up

Q. What do you call a stoner's wife? A. Mississippi!

What do you call a stoner's wife

Chimp Chef Asks: What is a stoner chef's specialty? A. Baked Ziti!

Chimp Chef Asks: What is a stoner chef's specialty

Q. Did the smoker get everything he wanted for Xmas? A. Bluntly speaking, no!

Did the smoker get everything he wanted for Xmas

Q. Why does Santa have three gardens? A. So that he can Ho Ho Ho!

Why does Santa have three gardens