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Taters Ask: What do you call spud one that smokes weed? A. A Baked Potato!

Taters Ask: What do you call spud one that smokes weed

Q. Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? A. Because "pot holder" was already taken!

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip

Q. Why did the stoner cross the road? A. The dispensary was on the other side!

Why did the stoner cross the road

Thieves were planning to rob the pot shop, but they had to case the joint first!

Thieves were planning to rob the pot shop, but they had to case the joint first

Pot Poetry: Dig a little hole, plant a little seed, wait a little while, smoke a little weed!

Pot Poetry: Dig a little hole, plant a little seed, wait a little while, smoke a little weed

Pot Poetry: Weed is good, weed is fine. If you share yours, I'll share mine!

Pot Poetry: Weed is good, weed is fine

Q. How do sharks get high? A. Reefer!

How do sharks get high

Bud Asks: What do you call it when a roah ash burns your shirt? A. A Pot Hole!

Bud Asks: What do you call it when a roah ash burns your shirt

No Evil Monkeys Ask: What do you call the dude who brings shroom to a party? A. A Fungi!

No Evil Monkeys Ask: What do you call the dude who brings shroom to a party

Cannabis Trivia? Sinatra's ad-libbed closing "Dooby-Dooby-Doo" gave the creator of cartoon dog Scooby-Doo the inspiration for his name!

Cannabis Trivia

Q. What do you do if you see a space man while getting high? A. Park in it Dude!

What do you do if you see a space man while getting high

Chimp Chef Asks: What do stoners put on their spaghetti? A. Legalized Marinara!

Chimp Chef Asks: What do stoners put on their spaghetti