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Q. What do you call it when a pothead suffers from short-term memory loss? A. Potheimers!

What do you call it when a pothead suffers from short-term memory loss

Q. What does a mermaid smoke? A. Seaweed!

What does a mermaid smoke

Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Denver is just a little closer to home!

Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City

Q. What do you call one bowl between three toker? A. Malnutrition!

What do you call one bowl between three toker

Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort!

Love & celebrations

Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort

Q. What did the paper say to the cannabis? A. Let's roll!

Love & celebrations

What did the paper say to the cannabis

Big Ape Says: Don't drink and drive! Park and Spark!

Big Ape Says: Don't drink and drive

No Evil Monkeys Say: There are two kinds of people in this worl. Those who use weed and those who should!

No Evil Monkeys Say: There are two kinds of people in this worl

Chimp Chef Asks: Which kind of pizza do potheads prefer? A. Stone-Baked!

Chimp Chef Asks: Which kind of pizza do potheads prefer

Big Ape Asks: Q. What is the main difference between politicians & stoner? A. Politicians don't inhale. They just SUCK!

Big Ape Asks: Q

Man Who Stands On a Toilet is High ON Pot!

Man Who Stands On a Toilet is High ON Pot

Q. What do you call a tater that smokes weed? A. A Baked Potato!

What do you call a tater that smokes weed