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Q. What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse on Valentine's Day? A. I've got a crutch on you!

What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse on Valentine's Day

Q. What does a vampire take for a bad cold? A. Coffin Drops!

What does a vampire take for a bad cold

Q. What do vampires take when they're sick? A. Coffin Drops!

What do vampires take when they're sick

Q. What is the most dangerous job in transylvania? A. Vampire's Dentist!

What is the most dangerous job in transylvania

Q. How would a vampire manage with only one fang? A. Just Grin and Bare It!

How would a vampire manage with only one fang

Q. How are vampires like false teeth? A. They both come out at night!

How are vampires like false teeth

Beer-Drinking Chimp Says: Happy Bent-Day!

Beer-Drinking Chimp Says: Happy Bent-Day

Why did a Buddhist refuse Novacain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did a Buddhist refuse Novacain during a root canal

Doctors say there are millions of overweight people. Of course, those are only round figures.

Doctors say there are millions of overweight people

What's the worst skin disease you can get at Christmas time? A. Excemas!

What's the worst skin disease you can get at Christmas time

Why did Santa have to see the doctor? A. Because of his bad elf!

Why did Santa have to see the doctor

Q. What vaccination does Santa get before Christmas eve? A. Shingles!

What vaccination does Santa get before Christmas eve