GOOD PUNS. BAD REACTIONS.See it. Save it. Share the groan.

PICK YOUR PUNISHMENT

Shopping memes.

From the original Painful Puns archive.

36 MEMES

See it. Save it. Share the groan.

Q. How does a pirate declutter his ship? A. He has a Yarrrd Sale!

How does a pirate declutter his ship

Q. How much is a pirate willing to pay for corn? A. A Buck An Ear!

How much is a pirate willing to pay for corn

Q. Why did the pirate cross the road? A. To reach the second hand shop!

Why did the pirate cross the road

Q. How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply? A. He bought it on sail!

How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply

I bet my butcher $50 he couldn't reach meat on the top shelf. He said, "No. Those steaks are too high."

I bet my butcher $50 he couldn't reach meat on the top shelf

Food Pun: I went to the store to buy some soup but, they were out of stock.

Food Pun: I went to the store to buy some soup but, they were out of stock

Q. Why is Denver known as the Mile High City? A. 5280 Pot Shops!

Why is Denver known as the Mile High City

Thieves were planning to rob the pot shop, but they had to case the joint first!

Thieves were planning to rob the pot shop, but they had to case the joint first

Did you hear about the online origami store? If folded...

Did you hear about the online origami store

Q. Why was a snowman rummaging through that big bag of carrots? A. He was just picking his hose!

Why was a snowman rummaging through that big bag of carrots

Q. Why did the Grinch go to the liqour store? A. He was looking for the holiday spirit!

Why did the Grinch go to the liqour store

Q. What do you call buying a piano for the holidays? A. Christmas Chopin!

What do you call buying a piano for the holidays