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Q. How do ye make a pirate furious? A. Take away his P!

A pirate with a missing letter.

Q. How much does a pirate pay for corn? A. A buck an ear!

How much does a pirate pay for corn

Q. Why did a pirate marry his eye doctor? A. It was an aye-deal relationship!

Why did a pirate marry his eye doctor

Q. What did the sailor in the crow's nest say to his captain? A. Eye Eye!

Love & celebrations

What did the sailor in the crow's nest say to his captain

Pirate's Eye Patch Says: Happy Aye Day!

Pirate's Eye Patch Says: Happy Aye Day

Q. How does a sea captain use amphibians? A. As frog horns.

How does a sea captain use amphibians

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A Nervous Wreck

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches

Q. Why are pirates such great singers? A. they can hit the high Cs!

Why are pirates such great singers

Q. How are trumpet players and pirates alike? A. They're both murder on the high Cs!

How are trumpet players and pirates alike

Q. What do pig sailors yell when they stop the ship? A. Oinkers Aweigh!

What do pig sailors yell when they stop the ship

Q. Which exercise do pirates do for great abs? A. Planks!

Which exercise do pirates do for great abs

Q. Why is pirating so addictive? A. Because once ye lose yar first hand, ye are hooked!

Why is pirating so addictive