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Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!

Cold coffee. Cool beans.

Q. What does Batman put into his cocktails? A. Just ice!

What does Batman put into his cocktails

Q. What does Batman put in his lemonade? A. Just ice!

What does Batman put in his lemonade

Beer glass quips: Life and beer are veryy similar. Chill for best results!

Beer glass quips: Life and beer are veryy similar

Chimp asks: How are men like coolers? A. Load thm with beer, and you can take them anywhere!

Chimp asks: How are men like coolers

Local news reported a crocodile was found in Denver! But nobody was surprised because the forecast predicted a cold snap!

Local news reported a crocodile was found in Denver

Ape chef says: You might be from Colorado if you fire up the grill after shoveling a foot of snow off the deck!

Ape chef says: You might be from Colorado if you fire up the grill after shoveling a foot of snow off the deck

Q. What is a snowman's favorite day of the week? A. Freeze Day!

What is a snowman's favorite day of the week

Attempting to sell me cold cuts, I get a lot of calls from deli marketers.

Attempting to sell me cold cuts, I get a lot of calls from deli marketers

Q. Do locksmiths hold the key to success? A. No, but they won't be locked out in the cold!

Do locksmiths hold the key to success

Q. How did the hipster burn his hand? A. He changed the light bulb before it was cool!

How did the hipster burn his hand

Silly bar joke: Q. Why did the bartender put money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Silly bar joke: Q