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Q. Why did the guy put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did the guy put his money in the freezer

Penguin Says: I had an account at the North Pole, but they froze my assets!

Penguin Says: I had an account at the North Pole, but they froze my assets

Q. Where do penguins keep their money? A. In a snow bank!

Where do penguins keep their money

Penguin Asks: Where do snowmen keep their money? A. In a snow bank!

Penguin Asks: Where do snowmen keep their money

Q. How are music and slippery ice alike? A. If you don't C Sharp, you'll B Flat!

How are music and slippery ice alike

Q. What do you get if you put your radio in the fridge? A. Cool Music!

What do you get if you put your radio in the fridge

Q. What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof? A. An icepickle!

What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof

Q. What does a pirate say during a snow storm? A. Shiver me timbers!

What does a pirate say during a snow storm

Q. What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the hull? A. Capain, we are being hailed!

What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the hull

Q. What is Iceman's favorite band? A. Cold Play!

What is Iceman's favorite band

Q. What does Superman put in his beverages? A. Just ice!

What does Superman put in his beverages

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? A. Frostbite!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire