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Q. What do you get if you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A. A long wooden cock that wants to touch somebody!

What do you get if you cross a rooster and a telephone pole

Q. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? A. Look Grandpa, no hands!

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock

A guy got hit in the head by a can of soda. He was lucky it was a soft drink.

A guy got hit in the head by a can of soda

A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him. In court, he said he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill."

A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him

You might from Colorado if you will not touch Rocky Mountain Oysters, not even with a ten foot pole!

You might from Colorado if you will not touch Rocky Mountain Oysters, not even with a ten foot pole

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws!

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws

Bull asks: Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull dragged him more than a mile!

Bull asks: Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters

After realizing just how much corn he had for sale, the farmer grinned from ear to ear!

After realizing just how much corn he had for sale, the farmer grinned from ear to ear

If an athlete gets athlet's foot, what does an astronaut get? Mistle Toe!

If an athlete gets athlet's foot, what does an astronaut get

Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon? A. Because she saw Uranus!

Why did the cow jump over the moon

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs

Q. How do you fix a broken tooth? A. With tooth paste!

How do you fix a broken tooth