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Q. Why did the grocery store sell green and purple cabbage? A. Because two heads are better than one!

Why did the grocery store sell green and purple cabbage

Q. Why did the cabbage win the race? A. Because it was a head!

Why did the cabbage win the race

Q. Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A. Only if your aim is good!

Does an apple a day keep the doctor away

Did you know that one way to avoid heart surgery is to exercise and eat well? Then you can just bypass it!

Did you know that one way to avoid heart surgery is to exercise and eat well

Q. Why was the cardiologist able to walk to work? A. Because he lived in the heart of the city!

Why was the cardiologist able to walk to work

Sick Humor: They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

Sick Humor: They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O

After rubbing seasonings on the Thanksgiving turkey, the chef had some spare thyme on her hands!

After rubbing seasonings on the Thanksgiving turkey, the chef had some spare thyme on her hands

Q. Why did the chicken join a band? A. Because it already had drumsticks!

Why did the chicken join a band

Q. How did the headless chicken cross the road? A. In a KFC bucket!

How did the headless chicken cross the road

Q. Where does the one-legged waitress work? A. At IHOP!

Where does the one-legged waitress work

Q. What's the difference between meat and a chicken? A. If you beat your chicken, it will die!

What's the difference between meat and a chicken

Q. Why don't roosters wear pants? A. Their peckers are on their faces!

Why don't roosters wear pants