Old gardeners never die, but they do push up daisies.

Old home gardeners never die, but they do throw in the trowel.

Old cacti growers never die, but they do get priced off.

Q. Did the old gardener in New York die"
A. No, but he did shovel off to Buffalo.

Q. Do old lawn care professionals ever die?
A. No, they just recede.

Old farmers never die. They just spade away.

Q. How did the old florist die?
A. She just withered away.

Q. Why did the poor old beggie farmer starve to death?
A. His celery wasn't high enough.

Q. How did the old cannabis grower die?
A. He got weeded out.

Old cannabis growers never die, but they do get repotted.

Old cannabis growers never die because they get releaf.

Q. How did the old cannabis grower die?
A. He just went up in smoke.

Did you hear about the famous old farmer who was struck by lightning and died? He was out standing in his field...

Q. How did the Oklahoma farmer die duing the Dustbowl?
A. He bit the dust.

Old farm irrigation specialists never die, they just go with the flow.

Old tree trimmers never die. They just pick up and leaf.

Q. Do old pig farmers ever die?
A. No, but they do get rather disgruntled.

Q. How did the old hay farmer die?
A. He just baled out.

Old grain farmers have a tough life. They barley survive wheat to wheat.

Old pig farmers never die, but they do go belly up.

Old vegetable farmers never die, but they do get beet.

Q. Do old potato farmers ever die?
A. No, but they do bug out.

Old carrot famers never die, but they do get rooted out.

Q. What should you do when you see your landscaper's obituary?
A. Weed it and weep.

Old dairy farmers never die because they just keep getting butter and butter.

Old dairy cows never die, but they do kick the bucket.

Old Wisconsin dairy farmers never die, but they do cut the cheese.

Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have dragged him a mile! Yes, the bull was really quite testy.

Q. What caused the death of the old chickn farmer?
A. Oops! She clucked up.

Old chickens never die, but they do lose their heads.

Q. How did the funky old chicken die?
A. She get fried.

Old hog farmers never die, but they do get boared.

Old farmers never die. They plow forward to greener pastures.

Old corn farmers never die because they live a-maize-ingly long.

Q. How did the fruit tree grower die?
A. He peear-ished.

Q. Why did the peach grower commit suicide?
A. Because his work was the pits.

Old fireflies never die. They just glow on and off and on and off...

Did you hear about the florist who died in an accident? It was a flora-ble tradgedy.

Old cut flower gardeners never die, they just wilt away.

Old potheads never die. They just get wasted.

Did you hear about the old cannabis grower who died without his underwear on? He was bud naked.

Old cattlemen never die, but they do moo-ve on to another plain.

Q. Do old cowboys ever die?
A. No, but they get deranged.

Old ranchers never die. They're just put out to pasture.

Q. Why do cowboys always die with their boots on?
A. So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.

Q. How did the old chicken die?
A. She didn't look before crossing the road.

Old farmers never die because they always turnip again.

Q. What happenened the moment the old farmer died?
A. He was greeted by the grim reaper.

Q. What did the old farmer say right before he passed away?
A. Sow long!

Q. What happens to naughty gardeners after they die?
A. They get grounded.

Old desert gardeners never die, they just bite the dust.

Q. Do old beekeepers ever die?
A. No, but they'll tell you to just go buzz off.

Old bumblebees never die. They just buzz off into the sunset.

Old environmentalists never die; they're just recycled.

Q. How did the old landscaper die?
A. He didn't make the cut, so he was weeded out.

Old composters never die, but they do decompose.

Q. How did the old vegetable gardener die?
A. He just spaded away.

Old forest rangers never die; they just pine away.

Q. How did the old bear die?
A. He met a grizzly end.

Old beavers never die; they just don't give a dam.

Q. What happens when old frogs die?
A. They croak.

Old bears never die, but they do get hugely grizzly.

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