Q. How many math teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They can't actually do it, but they can prove it can be done.

Q. How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it takes ten-million years.

Q. Do you know many How Many Musicians does it takes to Change a Light Bulb?
A. No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

Q. How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to do it, and one to scratch his ass.

Q. How many dadaists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends what you want her to change it into.

Q. How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling her friends all about it...

Q. How many necrophiliacs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one. Excuse me, could you please test the socket with your finger, while I go get a new bulb?

Q. How many black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

Q. How many undertakers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They just paint the old bulb black and use it again.

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to screw the bulb, and two to sue him for malpractice.

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Lawyers only screw US!

Q. Why are lawyers such naturals at changing light bulbs?
A. Because they do screw jobs on a daily basis.

A. One.
Q. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?

Q. How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The user will work it out...

Q. How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. It should be obvious to the user.

Q. How many Daleks does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the whole building.

Q. How many nitpickers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Dunno for certain, but it's not a very lice number.

Q. How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. No, that's the electrician's job.

Q. How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They always work in the dark.

Q. How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We don't know. They never get passed the feasibility study.

Q. How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Let's ride bikes, no let's play Tag, no let's climb the walls...

Q. How many administrative assistants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. I can't do anything unless you complete a light buld design change request.

Q. How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle, and one to change the bulb.

Q. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Atheists are never in the dark.

Q. How many Maoists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to screw it in, and a thousand to chant, "Fight darkness!"

Q. How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw it in, and another to smell his butt.

Q. How many rock stars does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Rock stars only screw in Jacuzzis.

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