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Q. What does a guy in the marching band use to brush his teeth? A. A tuba toothpaste!

What does a guy in the marching band use to brush his teeth

Q. What did the werewolf eat after he had his teeth taken out? A. The dentist!

What did the werewolf eat after he had his teeth taken out

Q. What is the best way to get a job at a dentist office? A. Word of mouth!

What is the best way to get a job at a dentist office

Q. What do you get if you cross an optometrist convention and a donkey auction? A. Two eye-gl-asses for the price of one!

What do you get if you cross an optometrist convention and a donkey auction

Q. What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot? A. Time to call the Doctor!

What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot

Q. why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist? A. He doesn't want to lose his K9!

why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist

Q. How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a light bulb? A. One million. One to change the bulb and 999,999 to say the new bulb is okay, but the bulbs they grew up with were much better!

How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a light bulb

Whovians don't change light bulbs! They wait for the bulb to regnerate!

Whovians don't change light bulbs

Q. How many Whovians does it take to change a light bulb? A. 1, 000, 000. One to change the bulb and 999,999 to say the new bulb works, but the good old bulbs they grew up with were better!

How many Whovians does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many Doctors does it take to hange a light bulb? A. Two. One to change it and to say, "You redecorated and I don't like it!"

How many Doctors does it take to hange a light bulb

How many Doctor Who fans does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit there and hope it comes bak on!

How many Doctor Who fans does it take to change a light bulb

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A. Pachydermatologist

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skin doctor