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Q. What do cloves use for money? A. Garlic bread!

What do cloves use for money

If I had a nickel for every gnome as hot as you, I'd have 5 cents!

If I had a nickel for every gnome as hot as you, I'd have 5 cents

Wow! What a great deal! Gnome money down.

Wow

Hardworking Meme Makes Gnome Cents

Hardworking Meme Makes Gnome Cents

Hardworking Memes Make Gnome Sense!

Hardworking Memes Make Gnome Sense

Q. How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. If the light bulb needed changing, the market would have already done it!

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and one to try to sell it before it crashes!

How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb

Silly bar joke: Q. Why did the bartender put money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Silly bar joke: Q

Mondays do make cents!

Mondays do make cents

Happy Mon-ey-day!

Happy Mon-ey-day

A bank manager without anyone around may find himself a loan!

A bank manager without anyone around may find himself a loan

Q. What has a head and a tail, but isn't an animal. A. A Penny!

What has a head and a tail, but isn't an animal