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Gnomes make great beat cops, too.
Well-Timed
Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy,
is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy
to see me?
Q.
Why did the guy turn up the music before going into the
bathroom?
A. So you can't hear shit.
Q.
What is "perfect pitch?"
A. When you lob a clarinet into a toilet without hitting
the rim.
Q.
What's the difference between a skilled magician and a women's
choir?
A. The magician has a cunning array of stunts... |
Q.
Who is the drummer in the Mexican Beatles tribute band?
A. Gringo Starr.
Q.
What do you call a drummer with no arms and no legs?
A. A head banger. OUCH!
Q.
How can you catch a drummer?
A. Just lay down a snare.
Musician
Chat Up Line: Dude, do
you play the drums? 'Cause my heart just skipped a beat.
Q.
Why do baseball players like choir practice?
A. 'Cause they always get the pitches. |
Gnome,
Gnome on the Range is not a cooking song.
Musician
Come-On of the Day: Save
a drum. Bang a drummer!
Rocking
Hookup Line: Hey babe,
if you were a drum, I'd bang you all night long!
Did
you hear about the farmer who played guitar out in his cornfield?
It was music to his ears.
Two
musicians were walking down the street. One turns to the
other and asks, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with
last night?" The other replied, "That was no piccolo,
that was my fife!" |
