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Q. What did the coin say to the token?
A. Fare enough, but you make no cents.
Q.
What did the pocket change say to the dollar bill?
A. You make no cents.
Stock
Broker Pick-Up Line:
I hope you're a bear, 'cause I'm gonna go down on you.
A
banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun
is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
– Mark Twain. |
Q.
If you glue dollar bills to your sneakers, what would you
call them?
A. Cashews.
Did
you hear about the musician who died while smoking weed
rolled in a dollar bill? At least he went out on a high
note…
Q.
Where were the original Washington head 25-cent coins minted?
A. At the P & D Headquarters.
Banking
Pick-Up Line: Bottom
up, or bottom down?
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Quarterly
Report: If quarters fall from the sky, is that an indicator
of climate change?
Q.
How do hail stones invest their money?
A. In a combination of liquid and frozen assets.
Cents-Less
Joke of the Day If you had a dollar for every deer joke
on this page, you'd have one buck.
Q.
What is the difference between a fake dollar bill and a
skinny prostitute?
A. One's a phony buck… |
