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Stoner Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorful Colorado! Hey, GREEN is a color, too!

Stoner Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorful Colorado

Q. If two potheads are in the back of a car, then who is driving? A. The Cop!

If two potheads are in the back of a car, then who is driving

Q. What did the stoner at the party say before the copy came? A. Let's blow this joint!

What did the stoner at the party say before the copy came

Q. Why did the pothead cross the road? A. Um, that's one hell of a good question?

Why did the pothead cross the road

Green ET Says: Dating used to be dinner and a flick, now it's dank and a dick!

Green ET Says: Dating used to be dinner and a flick, now it's dank and a dick

Q. What is 421 known as? A. National Drug Test Day!

What is 421 known as

Q. Why is Denver known as the Mile High City? A. 5280 Pot Shops!

Why is Denver known as the Mile High City

Q. Why is Denver known as the Mile High City? A. Um, what was the question , again?

Why is Denver known as the Mile High City

Bud Asks: How do you know you're a true stoner? A. Your bong gets washed more often than your dishes!

Bud Asks: How do you know you're a true stoner

Q. What does his wife say when the pot grower leaves for work? A. Doobie Careful!

What does his wife say when the pot grower leaves for work

Big Ape Asks: Which pot strain is preferred by strangers in the night? A. Dooby Dooby Doo!

Big Ape Asks: Which pot strain is preferred by strangers in the night

Q. Did you hear about the gnome that got baked? A He could finally hold his head up high!

Did you hear about the gnome that got baked