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Happy Burns Day!

Happy Burns Day

Cannabis Says: Happy Rest-Day!

Cannabis Says: Happy Rest-Day

Happy Cannabis Says: Happy Weed's Day!

Happy Cannabis Says: Happy Weed's Day

Q. Which era do pothead fossil hounds dig most? A. The Stone Age!

Which era do pothead fossil hounds dig most

Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Hey, I'm not getting paid for these tourism ads!

Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City

Q. Why don't stoners get into arguments? A. They choose to take the high road!

Why don't stoners get into arguments

What is a stoner's idea of a balanced diet? A. A joint in each hand!

What is a stoner's idea of a balanced diet

Q. Which 1970s band do stoners still enjoy? A. The Doobie Brothers!

Which 1970s band do stoners still enjoy

Green Aliens Says: Happy Birthday Bud, buddy, your bud-ness, budman...budder from another mother...

Green Aliens Says: Happy Birthday Bud, buddy, your bud-ness, budman...budder from another mother..

Q. What did the beekeeper say whn his bees made cannabis honey? A. Do-Bee Do-Bee Do!

What did the beekeeper say whn his bees made cannabis honey

What did the bees say when they found the indica field? A. D-Bee Do-Bee Do!

What did the bees say when they found the indica field

Q. What did the bees say when they found the sativa field? A. Se Habla Do-Bee Do-Bee do!

What did the bees say when they found the sativa field