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Crow Chef Says: Baby, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple!

Crow Chef Says: Baby, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple

Q. What do you call a chicken with lettuce in her eye? A. Chicken Caesar Salad!

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in her eye

I have no idea how to raise chickens? So I guess I'll just have to wing it!

I have no idea how to raise chickens

Q. What do you get when Bigfoot walks in your garden? A. Squash!

What do you get when Bigfoot walks in your garden

Alien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time!

Alien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time

Q. What do you call rude Canada geese in a Colorado park? A. @#$%^&*! And, Coloradans are pretty polite.

What do you call rude Canada geese in a Colorado park

Q. What do you call a rude Canada goose in Colorado? A. One? Are you freaking serious?

What do you call a rude Canada goose in Colorado

Q. What do you call rude Canada geese? A. In Colorado, you know better than to call a goose!

What do you call rude Canada geese

Alien says: You might be from Colorado if you believe in going green!

Alien says: You might be from Colorado if you believe in going green

You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself!

You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself

You might be from Colorado if you use bear-proof trash cans!

You might be from Colorado if you use bear-proof trash cans

Q. What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A. A Lawn Moo-er.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener