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Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, but it's cramped!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb

Q. How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? A. Eight. One to crew in the bulb, and seven to hold Rudolph down!

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Squirrels only change bulbs that are nut broken!

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many durrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Fish!

How many durrealists does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb? A. Six. You got a problem with that, pal?

How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? A. Toucan do it!

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb

Q. What do you call the lion that ate your mom's sister? A. an aunt eater!

What do you call the lion that ate your mom's sister

Q. What does a lion use to brush his mane? a. A catacomb!

What does a lion use to brush his mane

q. What do you call a lion that chases camels across the desert? a. Chameleon!

What do you call a lion that chases camels across the desert

Q. What was the lion doing in a canoe? a. Using his roar!

What was the lion doing in a canoe

Q. Why did the lion spit out the clown? A beause he tasted funny!

Why did the lion spit out the clown

Q. What happened after the lion ate a comedian? a. He felt funny!

What happened after the lion ate a comedian