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Q. What kinds of birds are found in Portugal? A. Porto-geese!

What kinds of birds are found in Portugal

Q. What do you call a very rude Canada Goose? a. Well, Colorado Magpies call them Mockingbirds!

What do you call a very rude Canada Goose

Q. Why do Canada geese fly south? A. Becaus it's too far to walk!

Why do Canada geese fly south

Q. What is a goose's favorite television show? A. The Feather Forecast!

What is a goose's favorite television show

Q. Why did the actor fire his gorilla agent? A. The big ape wanted more than a 10% bite.

Why did the actor fire his gorilla agent

Q. what does an amorous ape say on a date? A. You're the gorilla my dreams!

what does an amorous ape say on a date

Q. How do yu keep a big gorilla from charging? A. Take his credit card!

How do yu keep a big gorilla from charging

Q. Which city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off buildings? A. Fall-adelphia!

Which city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off buildings

Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A. A kong-vict!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner

Q. How does a dog warn his master that a gorilla is near? a. He arks: "Brr-illa!"

How does a dog warn his master that a gorilla is near

Q. Why did the gorilla climb up the sides of a skyscraper? a. The elevator was broken!

Why did the gorilla climb up the sides of a skyscraper

Q. Why did King Kong climb up the Empire State Building? A. He didn't fit in the elevator!

Why did King Kong climb up the Empire State Building