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Q. What do you call a guy with a large flat fish on his head? A. Ray!

What do you call a guy with a large flat fish on his head

The fisherman thought he'd hooked a big one, but he wasn't reel sure qyite yet...

The fisherman thought he'd hooked a big one, but he wasn't reel sure qyite yet..

Q. What do you call a slippery reporter? A. A koi-respondent!

What do you call a slippery reporter

Q. What do romantic fish sing to each other? A. Salmon Chanted Evening!

What do romantic fish sing to each other

Why are goldfish orange? Do they get rusty in water?

Why are goldfish orange

Q. Why do fish live in salt water? A. Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do fish live in salt water

Q. What did the sardine call the submarine? A. A can of people!

What did the sardine call the submarine

Q. Which part of a fish weighs the most? a. its scales!

Which part of a fish weighs the most

Q. How do fish know how much they weigh? A. they have their own scales!

How do fish know how much they weigh

Q. What is a sea serpent's favorite meal? A. Fish and Ships!

What is a sea serpent's favorite meal

q. Which fish dresses the best? a. Swordfish always look sharp!

Which fish dresses the best

q. Which side of a fish has the most scales? A. The outside!

Which side of a fish has the most scales