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Q. Why did the chicken's coach cross the basketball court? A. It heard the referee calling fowls!

Why did the chicken's coach cross the basketball court

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense? a. I'll tell you later!

How do you keep a chicken in suspense

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road half way? A. She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way

Q. How does a chicken mail a letter to a friend? A. In an henvelope!

How does a chicken mail a letter to a friend

Q. Why did the horny rooster go to KFC? A. He heard there's chicken meet up there!

Why did the horny rooster go to KFC

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion!

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

Perhaps one day chickens will be able to cross the road without being judged on their motives!

Perhaps one day chickens will be able to cross the road without being judged on their motives

Q. What is the most musical part of a chicken? a. The drustick!

What is the most musical part of a chicken

Q. why did the chicken cross the Net? a. To get to the other site!

why did the chicken cross the Net

Q. Why did McDonald's run out of McNuggets? A. A farmer counted his chickens before they were hatched!

Why did McDonald's run out of McNuggets

I ate a Denver omlette for breakfast and now I'm feeling a bit peckish!

I ate a Denver omlette for breakfast and now I'm feeling a bit peckish

Q. How does a rooster kiss his girlfriend? A. With his pecker!

How does a rooster kiss his girlfriend