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Q. How do you murder a salad? A. Go for the carrot-id artery!

How do you murder a salad

Did you hear about the insurance company that's using a cute kitty in its ads? They've named the campaign CoPay Cat!

Did you hear about the insurance company that's using a cute kitty in its ads

Yes, I know I got hair all over the couch. It's called fur-niture, isn't it?

Yes, I know I got hair all over the couch

q. What did the cat say after eating two robins ying in the sun? A. I just love Baskin Robins!

What did the cat say after eating two robins ying in the sun

Q. What do you call it when somebody says "Scat Scat" to a stray cat? A. A pair of shoos!

What do you call it when somebody says "Scat Scat" to a stray cat

Ape Chef Asks: Did you hear about the dominatrix chef? She beats the eggs and whips the cream!

Ape Chef Asks: Did you hear about the dominatrix chef

Ape Chef Asks: Why should you never insult an Italian baker? Because he'll beat the Focaccia!

Ape Chef Asks: Why should you never insult an Italian baker

Q. How many pastry chefs does it take to make pie? A. 3.14, but it only takes one cow!

How many pastry chefs does it take to make pie

Gorilla Chef Asks: Did you hear about the mean sadistic chef? He bestas the eggs and whips the cream!

Gorilla Chef Asks: Did you hear about the mean sadistic chef

Cow Chef Says: Spoiler Alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks!

Cow Chef Says: Spoiler Alert

Q. Why did the farmer stand on top of a grain-separating machine? A. He wanted to get a thresh perspective!

Why did the farmer stand on top of a grain-separating machine

Q. How did the chick disappoint his mother? A. He wasn't all he was cracked up to be!

How did the chick disappoint his mother