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Q. How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? A. One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!

How are a dog and a marine biologist alike

Q. What do whales like to eat? A. Fish and ships!

What do whales like to eat

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a whale? A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a whale

Q. Did you hear about the flying whale? A. Actually, it was a whale of a story!

Did you hear about the flying whale

Q. Did you hear about the whle that got average grades in school? A. It was a C Creature!

Did you hear about the whle that got average grades in school

I know a great white whale joke! It's a real killer...

I know a great white whale joke

Q. How do you make a fish laugh? A. Tell a whale of a tale!

How do you make a fish laugh

Q. What did the shark say to the whale? A. What are you blubbering about?

What did the shark say to the whale

Q. How do you circumcise a whale? A. Send down fore-skin divers!

How do you circumcise a whale

Q. Why did the whale cross the road? A. To get to the other tide!

Why did the whale cross the road

Wine Humor: Q. Which breed of dog can bring you a glass of red wine? A. The bordeaux vollie!

Wine Humor: Q

Q. What did a grape say when an elephant stepped on it? A. Nothing. It just let out a little whine.

What did a grape say when an elephant stepped on it