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Q. Why did the turtle cross the road? A. To get to the Shell Station!

Why did the turtle cross the road

Q. What is the definition of Tortoise? A. What the teacher did!

What is the definition of Tortoise

Q. Why didn't the tortoise cross the road? A It was just too turtled!

Why didn't the tortoise cross the road

Q. Why is Turtle Wax so expensive? A. Because their ears are so small!

Why is Turtle Wax so expensive

Q. What do you call it if your aunt runs off to get married on Valentin's Day? A. Antelope!

What do you call it if your aunt runs off to get married on Valentin's Day

Q. What did the drone say to the queen on Valentine's Day? A. You are bee-utiful!

What did the drone say to the queen on Valentine's Day

Q. What did the bird say to his gull on Valentine's Day? A. Let me call you tweet heart!

What did the bird say to his gull on Valentine's Day

Q.. What do you call two tweet hearts on Valentine's Day? A. Love birds!

valentine birds

Q. What did Tom say to Kitty on Valentine's Day? A. You're purr-fect for me!

What did Tom say to Kitty on Valentine's Day

Oh, just admit it! Valentine's day makes you crabby, too!

Oh, just admit it

Never go to a seafood dance on Valentine's Day because you might pull a mussel!

Never go to a seafood dance on Valentine's Day because you might pull a mussel

Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? A I love you a ton!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day