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Turtle Pick-Up Line: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Probably not, because you have on hell of a shell!

Turtle Pick-Up Line: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven

If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?

If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless

Q. What kind of humor do turtles like? A. Shell-arious jokes!

What kind of humor do turtles like

Q. Where do you find a turtle with no legs? A. Wherever you left him!

Where do you find a turtle with no legs

Turtle Pick-Up Line: I'd stick my neck out for you!

Turtle Pick-Up Line: I'd stick my neck out for you

Q. What happens if you get in a fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? A. You get shell-shocked!

What happens if you get in a fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

A Good Old Turtle Pick-Up Line: You don't look a day over 110!

A Good Old Turtle Pick-Up Line: You don't look a day over 110

Q. What happens when you bring a turtle to a party? A. It becomes a shell-a-bration!

What happens when you bring a turtle to a party

Q. What do turtles use to communicate? A. A shell phne!

What do turtles use to communicate

Q. What kind of photos does a turtle take? A. Shellfies!

What kind of photos does a turtle take

Q. What do you call a turtle who takes up photography? A. A Snapping Turtle!

What do you call a turtle who takes up photography

Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and a turtle? A. A slow pork!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a turtle