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Q. What is a honeymoon salad? A. Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What is a honeymoon salad

Q. What kind of socks does a gardener wear? A. Garden Hose!

What kind of socks does a gardener wear

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? Iceberg

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic

Q. Why did the tomato turn red? A. Because it saw the the salad dressing.

Why did the tomato turn red

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs Bunny

What do you call a rabbit with fleas

Q. What do you call a masked animal that's a skilled storyteller? A. A raccoon-teur.

What do you call a masked animal that's a skilled storyteller

Q. How many arms does a crocodile have? A. It depends how far he's gotten with dinner!

How many arms does a crocodile have

Q. Why did the chameleon jump into the juicer? A. He jut wanted to blend in!

Why did the chameleon jump into the juicer

Q. What do you call a crocodile that likes bowling? a. An Alley-Gator!

What do you call a crocodile that likes bowling

Q. What do dragons call a knight in shining armor? A. Canned food!

What do dragons call a knight in shining armor

Q. What do you call a Komodo Dragon with carrots in his ears? A. Anything you want. He can't hear you!

What do you call a Komodo Dragon with carrots in his ears

Q. What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A. A chameleon on a plaid rug!

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown