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Q. How are false teeth like stars? A. Both only come out at night!

How are false teeth like stars

Q. What award is given to the actor who lost the most muscle tone? A. The Sag Award!

What award is given to the actor who lost the most muscle tone

Q. Which child actress was bratty and bad tempered at times? A. Surly Temple!

Which child actress was bratty and bad tempered at times

Q. Why did a cheesy street performer insist his audience sit in a circle? A. So that he'd get a round of applause!

Why did a cheesy street performer insist his audience sit in a circle

Q. Why did the Broadway play close? A. Because it had scene better days!

Why did the Broadway play close

Q. What is a heckler's favorite slogan? A. Just boo it!

What is a heckler's favorite slogan

Q. Which silent movie actor liked a lake in Vermont? A. Charlie Champlain!

Which silent movie actor liked a lake in Vermont

Q. Which Hollywood actress was great with a lasso? A. Riata Hayworth!

Which Hollywood actress was great with a lasso

Did you hear about the talent show act that's officially banned now? It was performed lawlessly!

Did you hear about the talent show act that's officially banned now

Q. What can you say to an annoying street performer? A. Oh, just go and mime your own business!

What can you say to an annoying street performer

Q. What does "I Spy" actor Robert say when he makes a mistake? A. Mea Culpa!

What does "I Spy" actor Robert say when he makes a mistake

Q. How are the most successful male models paid? A. Handsomely!

How are the most successful male models paid