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Four fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get out. We don't want your type in here."Chimp asks: Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumber and dumber? A. How can it be a joke, if nobody is laughing?Q. What Did the Coach Say to His Losing Team of Snakes? A. You Can't Venom All!

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7 of 9 Star Trek Jokes Are Funny!Did you hear about the two cheese trucks that ran into each other? De brie was everywhere!Q. Why did ET toss beef on the asteroid? A. To make it a little meteor!

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Hulk Humor: My Zipper Broke, But I Fixed It on the Fly!It's easy to see that these eye puns are painful. Coldly, we do it just to break the eyes!Q. What do you call a donkey on steroids? A. An ass-teroid!

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After Punching His Computer and Breaking His Hand, the Guy Required Tech Knuckle Support.A horse walks into a bar. Bartender confuses idioms with jokes and offers him a glass of water, but he ca't make him drink it!Q. Where do vampires get all their jokes? A. From crypt Writers!

Painful Tech Humor: PC puns are the net outcome, but not always the wrist scenario. (User also dishes knuckle sandwiches for lunch.) Ouch! Cyber jokes are too risque for PainfulPuns.com, but Cyberman puns are Who-ly timeless.

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